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2024-02-26, 02:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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The evil shadow tree says that I must die, so I shoulder my ax and began to sing, sing, sing!
Spoiler: This songI'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleeps all night and I works all day ...Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-02-26, 05:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Keyfabe Movers, Inc.
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2024-02-27, 05:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Playing with haunted dolls in the Feydark.
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2024-02-27, 04:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Poison in the pancakes, poison in the porridge.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-02-28, 10:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
1 dead, 2 downed, and 2 barely hanging on.
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2024-02-28, 01:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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2024-02-29, 06:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
"I hope nothing ruins this fancy dinner party...GOOD HEAVENS!"
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2024-02-29, 08:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Sorcerer you are dominated. why yes Psychic Scream sounds like a great spell to cast on your allies"
Last edited by Skayaq; 2024-02-29 at 08:33 AM.
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2024-02-29, 08:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
The hostages we rescued flew home on the backs of three young copper dragons; we owe "Mom" a favor.
Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2024-02-29 at 08:57 AM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-02-29, 11:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Kobolds in the Mist.
Proclaiming something "objectively" true or false does not excuse you from proving it so.
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2024-03-01, 12:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2024-03-02, 09:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
The two ways to retrieve the blood of a dead god: ritually murdering someone in an act of betrayal... or just going down into the well with a bucket.
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2024-03-04, 06:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Start of session: macabre puzzles. End of session: Combat with chess rules. I got a headache from resolving the rule conflicts.
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2024-03-04, 07:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
A dragon-shaped elder fire elemental gave a "lick" to an Azer. (granted, this was in 3.5 so the results were a "bit" different than they would've been in 5e)
Last edited by Arkhios; 2024-03-04 at 07:12 AM.
Please be mindful of what you say in public; sadly not all can handle sarcasm or The Internet Credibility.
My Homebrew:
Base Class: Warlord | Roguish Archetype: Inquisitor | Roguish Archetype: Thug | Primal Path: Rage Mage
Ongoing game & character:
Sajan Uttam, human Monk 6/Fist of Irori 3 (Legacy of Fire)
D&D/Pathfinder CV of sorts
3.0 since 2002
3.5 since 2003
4e since 2008
Pathfinder 1e since 2008
5e since 2014
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2024-03-04, 09:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Warmage used up all of his spell slots casting counterspell, and no long rest in sight.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-03-04, 10:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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The Poisoner isn't as scary if every player has Juggernaut.
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2024-03-04, 01:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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A new generation learns why you should never split the party, and why Long Rests are your friend.
Proclaiming something "objectively" true or false does not excuse you from proving it so.
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2024-03-06, 11:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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A simple bar fight..... classic.
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2024-03-07, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Misunderstanding lead to meta-argument
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2024-03-07, 08:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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CR 4 creatures vs level 17 party things, themed vampires vs zombies and we got some murder hobo misdirection.
My sig is something witty.
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2024-03-07, 09:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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She walked into the barroom, had two glasses of rum, and then tipped the band heavily enough that they played a burlesque...which she danced until she was in her birthday suit on the final note. The performance roll was a 29 (party bard gave bardic inspiration) and as she walked back to the bar her barbarian boyfriend had to intimidate a new fan into leaving her alone.
Yes, that was more than one sentence, but given the objective of that session being "keep a low profile" it was even better.Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2024-03-07 at 09:34 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-03-07, 11:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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I attacked the bird manhole cover.
We don't need no steeeenkin' signatures!
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2024-03-08, 08:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Welcome to level 15. Yes, 8th level spells are all great. we know. Just pick two.
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2024-03-08, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Disrupted the cultists thereby setting free the evil creature they were summoning. No fun for anybody.
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2024-03-09, 08:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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I have never been so elated to see a past PC cameo--even if it was an evil shadow clone version that tried to kill us.
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2024-03-10, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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We have an audience with the King to inform him that God told us to form the Avengers by tracking down previous and concurrent PC parties, only for the King to reply that the Crown had already started doing the same thing at the behest of his trusted advisor (and probably a secret bad guy, based on context clues and general vibes) the High Priest.
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2024-03-10, 11:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Sewer patrol is not an asset to digestive health, but it beats spending two days in the pillory.
The desire to appear clever often impedes actually being so.
What makes the vanity of others offensive is the fact that it wounds our own.
Quarrels don't last long if the fault is only on one side.
Nothing is given so generously as advice.
We hardly ever find anyone of good sense, except those who agree with us.
-Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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2024-03-12, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
The whole party accidentally wind walked down a storm drain.
Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2024-03-12 at 03:26 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-03-13, 02:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ogre congaline and punching out fires.
Roll for it 5e Houserules and Homebrew
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2024-03-15, 09:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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The Drake Taxi service is getting onery. Combat may be inevitable.