She walked into the barroom, had two glasses of rum, and then tipped the band heavily enough that they played a burlesque...which she danced until she was in her birthday suit on the final note. The performance roll was a 29 (party bard gave bardic inspiration) and as she walked back to the bar her barbarian boyfriend had to intimidate a new fan into leaving her alone.
Yes, that was more than one sentence, but given the objective of that session being "keep a low profile" it was even better.