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LOL DnD WotC quotes.
Everybody knows that, along with the good books and game features WotC has printed all these years, there have been some game features, articles or responses that are less than good and others yet that are unbelievably funny-or ridiculous.
So, let's gather here quoted articles, statements or anouncements from WotC that are, intentionally or unintentionally, really, really funny. Just don't quote things out of context and note where the quote is from. Here's an example:
The monk is the only other core class, aside from the barbarian, that has no dead levels. Players always have something to look forward to with the monk, which boasts the most colorful and unique special abilities of all the character classes.
from dead levels article, http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/cwc/20061013aLast edited by Belial_the_Leveler; 2007-10-20 at 08:21 AM.
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"The striking fist or flashing sword pales beside a psion's focused stare." - XPH, p19
Lolwut? Ludicrously bad prose. And that *twang* was my suspension of disbelief going. Such a good book, with some really bad writing.
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Aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugghh! Mind Flayer!!!
My brother and I were laughing for weeks.Last edited by Shas aia Toriia; 2007-10-21 at 07:29 PM.
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"Of all classes, fighters have the best all-around fighting capabilities (hence the name)."
*Sigh*
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That is, until they wrote the Book of Nine Swords.
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"...while paladins ironically view invisible blades as too self-absorbed." - Complete Warrior, pg45, on the Invisible Blade.
WotC, perpetuating Paladin cliches and stereotypes forevermore.Now if you don't mind, I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.
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The BoED is chock full of lulz. I don't know where to start, assuming it's even legal to speak of it in here.
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Nearly everything in the 4e article on rust monsters.
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I'm AFB, but on the Warblade they both say that the class is anathema to Dwarves, and that a lot of Dwarves would take the class. There is some mealy mouthed caveat in there, but it still very much comes across as laying down the law and then picking it right back up again. Reading it I was left with the impression that there was no editorial review at all.
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Of course, there's also the fact Deja Vu is listed twice in the XPH...Aratos Tell
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Exact quote:
Dwarves appreciate a warblade's martial prowess but might shy away from overweening praise.
Where's the doubled Deja Vu? I can't find it in the XPH. o_oLast edited by AslanCross; 2007-10-21 at 03:57 AM.
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Here's a good one
"We are not working on 4th edition and we have no plans for it."
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I'm at books now. The double talk is here:
Originally Posted by ToBOriginally Posted by ToB
Originally Posted by ToBLast edited by Kompera; 2007-10-21 at 12:56 PM.
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That is, until they wrote the Book of Nine Swords.
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I actually find those statements to be true. They DON'T have any dead levels. They DO get abilities at each and every one, and so can always look forward to gaining that level. And you can, in fact, boast that you have more class features than any other class (after all, "spellcasting" is a single class feature). That doesn't change the fact that the monk doesn't have a specific role to fall into, which is poor design, but still.Pokemon friend code : 3067-5701-8746
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Barbarians, probably. Not by much, but most fighter feats are pretty lackluster compared to rage bonuses.
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A Cleric who reveals his latent zilla nature is, in fact, demonstrating fighting ability. Divinely-augmented fighting ability, but nonetheless...
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It was false at the time, because even then, barbarians upstage fighters even if the double power attack bonus didn't exist yet.
However, WOTC believed it to be true - they wrote columns stating that in rage, the barbarian comes close to being a match for a fighter, but out of rage he is not even close (which is how they justified giving the barb actual class abilities and skills).Guide to the Magus, the Pathfinder Gish class.
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The feat COMBINATIONS in Core available only to a Fighter -- IE, those combos which are only available because they require nine feats or more -- just aren't good enough to compensate for all of the stuff a Barbarian gets. And when you get to feat combos with eight or lower, Barbarians can take them too.
Do not talk to me about Fighter-feat feat combos in Core, because they involve the phrases "Weapon Specialization" and "Greater Weapon," both of which are automatically wrong.Last edited by tsuyoshikentsu; 2007-10-21 at 11:19 PM.
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