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2024-05-04, 06:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2024
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
confusion.
pardon my spelling. and grammer
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2024-05-04, 06:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
The species of pseudo-vampire that's common in the setting made it a surprise when we ran into an actual one. (I thought the niche was taken!)
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2024-05-05, 04:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2020
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Hello nice hag lady. Oh!!
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2024-05-05, 05:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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- Waterdeep
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
'Can you teach me how to live on only air? That could be great for my farm!'
Roll for it 5e Houserules and Homebrew
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Awesome avatar by Ceika
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2024-05-05, 04:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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- Texas
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
We sweet talked a gargantuan water weird into giving us a 9' x 9' flying carpet.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-05-06, 06:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2005
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- NJ
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Shopping and completely dominating a fight they were getting paid to lose. Permanently blinding three of the competitors in the first round.
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2024-05-06, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
devil contract negotiations (again)
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2024-05-06, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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- ICU, under a cherry tree.
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Druid: Hey, what's going on? Is somebody hurting a cat in there?
Monk, stabbing a dire lion to death: OMG these cloud giants are killing these lions in here!!Castlevania II: Dracula's Curse
Sabian Skellegue, the Unyielding Wrath
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Expedition to Castle Ravenloft
Aelki Ruasha, Void Knight of the Star Ocean
IC OOC MAP
Chult Hex Crawl
Ondros, Mazewalker of Ubtao
IC OOC Slide Deck
Retired Characters
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2024-05-07, 08:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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- Texas
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Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Party attacked upstairs into the teeth of the defenders, which included a vrock and an invisible enchanter, but session ended with the battle still in progress.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-05-10, 08:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2006
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
In Soviet Barovia, frog eat hag.
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2024-05-10, 10:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2015
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- Wyoming
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
I died..... again.
*This Space Available*
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2024-05-10, 10:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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- Texas
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
The dwarf champion and the celestial warlock went through the portal, which slammed shut, and they got ambushed by two stone golems.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-05-10, 03:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2024
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- In a dead magic zone
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Monk, Wizard, and Paladin go pod-racing.
Hello! I hope you're all having a good day. I make homebrew, could you look at it?
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2024-05-10, 10:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
A PC is only alive because someone Counterspelled Animate Dead.
Also, the paladin had a 90% chance to resist possession and failed.
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2024-05-11, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2022
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Dwarven goats: great for mountain climbing AND aboleth fishing !
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2024-05-11, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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- Waterdeep
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Roll for it 5e Houserules and Homebrew
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Awesome avatar by Ceika
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2024-05-12, 01:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2006
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2024-05-12, 11:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2016
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- Lake Superior
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No witnesses. All according to plan.
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2024-05-12, 12:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2021
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Quoth the DM: "Epic U-Bend invasion of the Drow Temple." The kobold had to drag our drow away after she got scared by the matriarch whose toilet we emerged from bonked her on the head for half her max hit points.
Why yes, today's session was full of weird ****, why do you ask?
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2024-05-12, 09:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2017
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Breaking bad + pokemon
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2024-05-12, 11:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2018
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
"You are in the middle of a ghost storm...see you next week!"
Last edited by Sindal; 2024-05-12 at 11:44 PM.
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2024-05-13, 07:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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- Texas
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
After defeating a horde of undead - undead purple worm, undead umber hulks, undead beholders, bone lord, ogre zombies - we found evidence that a lich who lives openly in an old elven magical city has been experimenting with the creation of undead - which surprised nobody.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-05-13, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2008
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Think "anvil meets Wile E. Coyote".
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2024-05-14, 07:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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- Texas
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
The bard polymorphed a revenant into a sheep and then we coaxed it into an adjacent room that was full of giant spiders. (The other two revenants were defeated more conventionally)
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-05-19, 11:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2021
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After chasing an aboleth through the sewers of a drow city in which we were fugitives, we accidentally saved a drider, buying us a chance at a trial, during which our drow had to face Lolth, and reject her to her face. Somehow, that earned us the favour of the local matriarch.
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2024-05-19, 12:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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- Texas
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
the monk got into a boxing match with an ancient black dragon; of course he lost.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-05-20, 06:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2005
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- NJ
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Mysterious mountain goat vexes party. Maybe a druid. DM hasn't decided.
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2024-05-20, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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- Texas
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Session cancelled because Real Life has a DC of 45 and the DM was unable to make the roll.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-05-23, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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- Texas
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Went to the Summer Games, and got into the VIP suite by sweet talking a couple of guards.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-05-24, 07:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Spud, the inter-dimensional potato/salamander rainbow dragon, sent the players to rescue a princess. She turned out to be the baddie.
We don't need no steeeenkin' signatures!