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2024-03-29, 02:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Antimagic field from our cleric saved our 9 lvl 18 party from a TPK
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2024-03-31, 10:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2021
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Kobold utterly dominated a Feywild strongman competition, which included wrestling a dragon and out-flexing a buff centaur. Meanwhile, the party's satyr pulled off drow-style drag to win a beauty contest, surpassing even the succubus contestant.
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2024-04-02, 01:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2018
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
"What do you mean he b***hslapped a god?!"
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2024-04-02, 12:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
"We were going to have dinner with Strahd, but events outside of Barovia pre-empted our dinner date."
Spoiler: Wait, Barovia isn't influenced by other planesDM had to work until 10 PM local time, so the session never happenedAvatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-04-03, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2015
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- Wyoming
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Unleash the T-rex.
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2024-04-07, 10:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
I stopped the bard from getting into a battle of wits with a mind flayer in a bar.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-04-08, 05:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2021
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
On our way to talk to our rogue's dad, we accidentally let out another ancient evil, this time in the Feywild. As this makes the second time, the party has resolved to kill any unidentified entities that ask for release going forward.
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2024-04-08, 05:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2005
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- Bergen
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Idiots cross a chasm by making a minotaur huge, traumatizing local demon invasion survivors in the process.
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2024-04-09, 02:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2019
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
We knew the mission to infiltrate the castle and kidnap the governor-general would be difficult, but we didn't expect to be beaten up and captured by the first random old lady we met on the way.
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2024-04-09, 02:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Party recovered two hostages from the dungeon of flowers.
Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2024-04-09 at 02:37 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-04-09, 02:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2014
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
If all else fails, preach a sermon.
Proclaiming something "objectively" true or false does not excuse you from proving it so.
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2024-04-09, 11:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2015
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
A little background to set the expectations: 7 sessions, 8 levels, steamrolled* everything from prewritten scenarios.
Spoiler: Speaking of steamrolling...
When our group had just turned to 3rd or 4th level, we had this scenario that was supposed to be an infiltration mission designed for 4 PC's. One player had to cancel on a short notice, but we decided to go with 3 players anyway. From the start, the Gods of Chance were against us, and we failed our Deception spectacularly, and what should've been at best a series of quick skirmish fights, turned into us "aggroing" the whole camp of cultists, and finally, when the initiative list was ready, we were looking at a battle field with odds 3 vs 30+ in a single fight. And we wiped them out!
This time: 1st session of DM's own design, by public demand (at first, the idea was to get a level-up after each scenario, but since it's been really, really fast progress, and we haven't gotten to use much of our earlier new abilities, we called for a time-out), and so, still an 8th level party.
The session steamrolled us, by turning two medium-to-hard encounters into one deadly encounter, and we almost had a TPK (I think it was our own fault, though). And it was GLORIOUS! (cue "We want more! We want more!" chanting)
I hope the sperm whale began it's short life/fall as a pot flower!Last edited by Arkhios; 2024-04-10 at 02:20 AM.
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2024-04-10, 08:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2005
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- NJ
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
A cat stole some yarn and now the party is fighting a knitter becasue they think the cat's with us.
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2024-04-10, 10:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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2024-04-13, 08:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
*loads pistol* Tornado's haunted.
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2024-04-14, 12:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2021
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
After a long talk with the rogue's dad, we got out of the Feywild and back to the *sigh* Underdark. The catch? We are 1000 miles and 8 months off target.
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2024-04-14, 08:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
monk spent all ki points to outrun a dragon, party beat the evil out of it.
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2024-04-15, 05:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2005
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Had a long session this week:
"Oh no! Hopping Vampires!"
"I think the correct term is Jiang-Shi"
"HOPPING VAMPIRES!"
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"hm? Oh shoot! I was supposed to call this match three rounds ago! oops! Call the clerics"
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We are not equipped to handle whatever this domestic thing you have going on, let's just get through stroll with as little trouble as possible. OH GOD FAERIE ASSASSINS!
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Ooh! Brunch! What is a...mimossa? Hey why are you trying to stab that adorable little kitty cat with knitting needles? OH GOD THAT'S NOT A CAT!
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2024-04-15, 01:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2016
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Giant two-headed mutant Chaos trout bit off a player*'s leg.
EDIT: *Character. What a session that would have been.Last edited by Catullus64; 2024-04-15 at 01:57 PM.
The desire to appear clever often impedes actually being so.
What makes the vanity of others offensive is the fact that it wounds our own.
Quarrels don't last long if the fault is only on one side.
Nothing is given so generously as advice.
We hardly ever find anyone of good sense, except those who agree with us.
-Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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2024-04-16, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2004
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Banishing the hag to a magical prison.
EDIT: Today's session - Made players cry with a demise.Last edited by Tawmis; 2024-04-16 at 11:15 PM.
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2024-04-17, 09:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
More BSing than actual playing.... which really improved my mood.
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2024-04-17, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Monday:
Ambushed by four vampire spawn in a church, we destroyed them and helped to restore the church as Holy Ground.
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Wednesday:
Whilst pursuing the Usurper's Vizier, we stumbled into a room with two horned devils, two champions, one arch mage, one war priest, and a nalfeshnee - all of whom we defeated.Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2024-04-18 at 04:34 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-04-25, 12:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Prison break at the lich jail.
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2024-04-27, 11:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Five priests (NpC) walked into the room so the wizard fireballed them.
Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2024-04-27 at 11:03 AM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-04-28, 01:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
While her girlfriend was cheating in a casino, the rogue tried to rob the vault, setting off the alarms, then releasing a demilich, which proceeded to kill the staff.
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2024-04-29, 05:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2005
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Failed to save the longshoremen from giant evil koi.
Handily Humiliated the young plucky rivals. Followed by humiliation by giant reptilian bears with fire breathing snakes for tails.
When medics are on standby DMs are free to be rougher with the players than normal.Last edited by Beelzebub1111; 2024-04-29 at 05:36 AM.
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2024-04-29, 09:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Dove into a pool of acid and retrieved a crystal needed to open a portal, despite the acid immune hydra trying to stop me.
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Four lava mephits cast Heat Metal on my armor on the same turn.Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-04-29, 08:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
Actually, that freak lab experiment was kinda likeable. Guess this is a jailbreak oneshot now
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2024-04-30, 11:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
During dinner with the Abbot, Strahd, a flesh golem, four vampires, and three vampire spawn; the warlock and the bard sang songs and told jokes - it was a miserable evening.
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Cheered up a fallen deva, which got him to promise to help thanks to an intimidation check from a grave cleric.Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-05-02, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2021
Re: Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase
The party I was DMing split up and a third of them got killed.