Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase

[ominak]

confusion.

[Dalinar]

The species of pseudo-vampire that's common in the setting made it a surprise when we ran into an actual one. (I thought the niche was taken!)

[tokek]

Hello nice hag lady. Oh!!

[Kane0]

'Can you teach me how to live on only air? That could be great for my farm!'

[KorvinStarmast]

We sweet talked a gargantuan water weird into giving us a 9' x 9' flying carpet.

[Beelzebub1111]

Shopping and completely dominating a fight they were getting paid to lose. Permanently blinding three of the competitors in the first round.

[Ionathus]

devil contract negotiations (again)

[Dr.Samurai]

Druid: Hey, what's going on? Is somebody hurting a cat in there?
Monk, stabbing a dire lion to death: OMG these cloud giants are killing these lions in here!!

[KorvinStarmast]

Party attacked upstairs into the teeth of the defenders, which included a vrock and an invisible enchanter, but session ended with the battle still in progress.

[Segev]

In Soviet Barovia, frog eat hag.

[Easy e]

I died..... again.

[KorvinStarmast]

The dwarf champion and the celestial warlock went through the portal, which slammed shut, and they got ambushed by two stone golems.

[TheHalfAasimar]

Monk, Wizard, and Paladin go pod-racing.

[Dalinar]

A PC is only alive because someone Counterspelled Animate Dead.

Also, the paladin had a 90% chance to resist possession and failed.

[Thesta]

Dwarven goats: great for mountain climbing AND aboleth fishing !

[Kane0]

In Soviet Barovia, frog eat hag.

Consider my interest piqued.

Anyways, for my own session:
"I think this bard needs some kind of passphrase to activate."
"WAIT NO"

[Segev]

Consider my interest piqued.

Summon aberration, slaad variant shuts down hag regen, and it disposed of her corpse for us afterwards.

The whole party focused her down to try to break the coven ASAP.

[Rerem115]

No witnesses. All according to plan.

[Dualight]

Quoth the DM: "Epic U-Bend invasion of the Drow Temple." The kobold had to drag our drow away after she got scared by the matriarch whose toilet we emerged from bonked her on the head for half her max hit points.

Why yes, today's session was full of weird ****, why do you ask?

[Desteplo]

Breaking bad + pokemon

[Sindal]

"You are in the middle of a ghost storm...see you next week!"

[KorvinStarmast]

After defeating a horde of undead - undead purple worm, undead umber hulks, undead beholders, bone lord, ogre zombies - we found evidence that a lich who lives openly in an old elven magical city has been experimenting with the creation of undead - which surprised nobody.

[Bundin]

Think "anvil meets Wile E. Coyote".

[KorvinStarmast]

The bard polymorphed a revenant into a sheep and then we coaxed it into an adjacent room that was full of giant spiders. (The other two revenants were defeated more conventionally)