The Post Office Has Failed Me

[Nomrom]

I spent two years living in the Dominican Republic, and my parents in Texas tried to send me a package for Christmas one year through the postal service. Despite the fact the box was addressed to Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, it was instead sent to a little island in the West Indies called Dominica, where it sat for six months, before it was sent back to my parents. Needless to say, i got nothing for Christmas that year.