Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?

[Robert Blackletter]

"When I was shooting the stabbing shot with Christopher, as a director would I was explaining to him what he should do when Wormtongue stabs him in the back—like sort of the air’s escaping out of you. And he says, “Peter, have you ever heard the sound a man makes when he’s stabbed in the back?” And I said, “Um, no.” And he says “Well, I have, and I know what to do.”"
-Peter Jackson

Thats just amazing! I'm nearly at a loss for words. He now own the rule of cool