Name Change Request Thread II (Please Read Directions Before Posting)

[Roland St. Jude]

We're going to try this again. Please follow the instructions precisely to make this run as smoothly as possible.

We are now offering a name change to any poster that desires one, with the following caveats:

1. Posters must be registered for at least three months before requesting a name change (consideration will be given to technical issues during sign up).
2. Posters must not have received a name change in the last twelve months.
3. Ideally, your name should be no longer (including all characters and spaces) than mine.
4. We are extremely unlikely to change to any name including punctuation or special characters.

Posts in this thread should contain nothing more than:

Please change my name: from... to ...

Post exactly what you want your name to be. Your name will be changed to the exact text you indicate, assuming it is acceptable.

Be sure that you are happy with the name you choose, as it may be permanent. We make no representation that this thread or service will remain open indefinitely. Also, all name changes are at the discretion of the Forum Staff.

Please don't repost your request or ask when we'll get to it. Also, if you change your mind, edit your original post rather than posting later in the thread. We're working our way through top to bottom.

Finally, please don't use this thread as a discussion thread. Take that to Friendly Banter or PM. That includes reactions to people's name changes or inquiries about whether you should change your name. Work out what you want your name to be elsewhere and use this only for requests.