Bommel's face scrunches up something fierce as he smells lots of rotty things and BoneClean™ (When stains are being mean, you need BoneClean™! When the meat is looking iffy, BoneClean™ cleans it in a jiffy!). "There's bony, meaty, Impigo-y, and marketing-y stuff in those holes, and it's smelling icky."

There's a big golem in the way, so Bommel greets it with "Hi! I'm Shadow Ear Bommel, Disciple of the Way of Many Ears, Seeker of the Black Rabite! We're looking for a hands wizard! We have magic hair!" And Bommel briefly shows the inside of the weird magicky chest.