Interesting Dispel Magic Questions

[Aimeryan]

Not the poster for that, but Burning Hands and Cone of Cold are “Self” range spells that most would say explicitly don’t affect the caster, dispite “Range: Self”

You mean 'Self (Xft shape)'? Those are explicitly stating they come from you, and actually can affect the caster. In any case, its a different type of range than 'Self'.
Again, find any spell that has 'Self' range that doesn't affect the caster.