That's very nice to hear, thank you! Haha but I should have been clearer that I was joking -- it was a riff on a popular Mitch Hedberg joke
Sorry, sorry. For a more productive answer: it sounds like the parameters are pretty broad, so I'm curious about what this will be used for. That'd help narrow it down a lot. Right now based on what you've provided, I'd suggest a stock photo website.