OOTS #1298 - The Discussion Thread

[brian 333]

Sure. But this is Rich; he can make anything cool. He could make taking a coffee break cool, if he wanted to.

The author has already done coffee breaks. Twice. I loved them, and I have been waiting for another one ever since.

Roy - We know the comic has been getting intense, lately, and our audience has aged quite a bit over the last two decades, so today we're going to take it down a notch.

Belkar - He's saying that some of you should be taking the Test of the Heart before we get blamed when you die laughing.

Haley - Shhhh!

Roy - We've sent Elan over to the forums to comb through the posts there for the latest conspiracy theories. Elan, what have you found?

Elan - Thank you, Roy. Haley, you look pretty today!

Haley - Thank you, Honey. Now, focus! You have someone with you?

Elan - Oh, yeah. This poster goes by the handle, Legustrum Vulgare. Mister Legistrum, may I call you Gus?

Mr. Legustrum - No.

Elan: Do you know of any conspiracy theories?

Mr. Legustrum - Please. I invented two myself, last week.