"Well, you see, he was dying inside a little every time someone in the party did something stupid. By my calculation, you and the bard alone cumulatively killed him 4,7 times already.
- You're bundling me with the bard?
- Well, the bard is the uncontested champion, but your personal idiocy has a Varsuvius braincell kill count of 112%. Congratulations. idiot"