This one is lighthearted, even by the standards of this thread! But it's on my mind so here it is
I took some career skills assessments yesterday as part of a job application, and the multiple choice assessment was made up of ENTIRELY what I call "health class questions" -- so named because they seemed to be the only style of question in my high school Health & Wellness tests. A Health Class Question can be identified by the following format:
Basically, multiple choice questions are useless for anything other than assessing your vocabulary or actual fact/knowledge retention, because any situation where human communication/behavior is a factor is impossible to sum up in four realistic-looking options. Either you wind up with 3/4 obviously terrible options, or you wind up with 4 options that are all equally bad depending on the question asker's interpretation. You can't win.