Domino Quartz's Delightfully Quaint Random Banter Thread #248

[Anonymouswizard]

That just means I would poke my eyes out in the presence of a professional. Which is good, I guess.

It's always better to do it in the presence of professionals.

We did use to joke about how more women came onto her than onto me when we went out. Of course, there were also more men coming onto her than onto me, so I might just have to accept that, at least at the time and regardless of the dexterity of our respective fingers, she was way hotter than me.

Fun fact: my girlfriend and I have occasional arguments over which of us is the hot one liking normal people's profiles on dating sites.

Which is silly, it's clearly her

Yeah put me in the "I am uncomfortable touching my eyeballs" camp on this one. I much prefer having glasses to the reasonable risk of damaging myself in the application of contact lenses.

If you use your finger it's relatively safe! Much safer than using that plunger thing at any rate.