Completely Inconsequential Hot-Takes 2: People Take Too Long to Post New Threads

[Bohandas]

Or like if you took some of the snarky deliberately inaccurate trivia from the Things I May No Longer Do While Playing thread and played them totally stonefaced straight? Like managed to claim without cracking up that Ponyo was based on an H.P. Lovecraft novel or that the King in Yellow was definitely a character from Clue, not from a novel, or that the original ending of The Wizard of Oz had Dorothy being killed so that the wizard could harvest her brain, heart, and spine but the studio changed it because they decided it was too much of a dowmer