You turn to face the dwarf, interposing yourself; and the old stunty gives you a wild grin.

"Yeged stonesunya donglitz agiverdah!" he barks at you with mirth, in a string of what you think might be mostly Tilean so heavily accented it is completely impenetrable. You open your mouth to offer a reply, hoping perhaps to distract him long enough with an exchange of words instead of blows - wouldn't that be nice - but then he lurches forward at you with startling speed and starts swinging away with his meaty fists. It's all you can to do to defend yourself against the four foot, meaty menace!

Spoiler: OOC: The Menace!
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The Spudletter has to move to engage you, so his first attack is a single charge attack. I'm going to expect Taalia uses Full Defense for the following round of attacks on her.

Spudletter's charge:

Vs99 - (1d100)[88], for (1d10+3)[8]!

You may dodge/parry this attack normally.

A second round of attacks!

Vs69 - (1d100)[24], for (1d10+3)[9]!
Vs69 - (1d100)[73], for (1d10+3)[10]!
Vs69 - (1d100)[99], for (1d10+3)[13]!

You may dodge/parry these attacks normally; and we'll see how you shape up! Currently, you only have 1 point of armor - though the Spudletter's attacks are unarmed, so it counts double to two, on all locations.