Questionable Content XIX: Give Jeph Just A *Little* Credit, Here

[Wraith]

Selling terrible coffee to customers who don't drink it and are just there for the performative experience of being in a Human Coffee Shop is probably actually a viable business plan in Cubetown, at least as long as there's no meaningful competition.

Well, I guess this concludes any mystique over Marten's inevitable success.

He opens a 'coffee shop' that has some sparkly lights projected on the ceiling, plays some vaguely non-chart music from a bluetooth speaker in the corner, sells shots of Draino, and becomes wildly successful as a "sensory experience" to the sheltered, pastel cretins of Cubetown who fall over themselves to throw money at him. He makes one cup of actual coffee per month, which gets mounted atop a floating black monolith who then ascends into the sky for unknown reasons.

Dora then justifiably turns purple and explodes through sheer outrage, because 10 years of putting blood, sweat and tears into your personal passion is for chumps.