Alternatively, I just realized that Epic Level rules states "Every character gains one feat (which may be an epic or nonepic feat at the player’s choice) at every level divisible by three. These feats are in addition to any bonus feats granted in the class descriptions." and I never picked a lvl 21 feat.
If we were supposed to get a feat at level 21, as that seems to read, I could pick up Leadership and pick up a spellcasting sidekick/minion, maybe?
Minion: "Boss, when were you planning on paying my salary?"
Myriad: "I paid you already, and even gave you a sign-on bonus!"
Minion: "Um...if you already paid me, how am I flat broke?"
Myriad: "Hey man, it isn't my fault you lost it in that card game while drunk from celebrating your new job."
Minion: "...but I don"t remember that either?"
Myriad: "Well yeah...you were drunk." *Bluff Check*
Minion: "Well...****. Must have been a good night then, I guess. Thanks for clearing that up, boss." *Continues minioning*