Move was successful! I was unaware that my wife had been paying for Internet the entire time she has been here...with the router sitting in the box because she didn't know how to hook it up. She has been running her TV to watch Netflix via her phone's Hotspot function. *Facepalm*
For the sake of furthering the story/plot, I've chosen to silently guilt Delja for crushing her dreams instead of letting Myriad derail the conversation entirely in her obvious excitement. lol