Well okay then.
Helpers:
Resistance 1 (DC 25): (1d20+4)[19]
Resistance 2 (DC 25): (1d20+4)[15]
Resistance 3 (DC 25): (1d20+4)[21]
Resistance 4 (DC 25): (1d20+4)[22]
Bronze Links:
Resistance 1 (DC 25): (1d20+4)[10]
Resistance 2 (DC 25): (1d20+4)[15]
Resistance 3 (DC 25): (1d20+4)[5]
Resistance 4 (DC 25): (1d20+4)[10]
Resistance 5 (DC 25): (1d20+4)[5]
Saplings:
Resistance 1 (DC 25): (1d20+5)[23]
Resistance 2 (DC 25): (1d20+5)[19]
Resistance 3 (DC 25): (1d20+5)[22]
GOOD GRIEF. ALL INCAPACITATED!
Wrath Resistance (DC 25): (1d20+7)[12] Rerolling; Nope gets 1 HP.
Boaris is missed.
Reanimated Resistance (DC 30): (1d20+10)[29] 1 Bruise.