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Princebosthorn
Each Shrove Tuesday, the village drovers assemble for the ancient roast dinner fair.

Guildstone (pop. 28)
Along with Rosesstanes, the village shares hosting of the world’s most prestigious winter umbrella punching gala.

Wellboroughshire
Each Pentecost, the village sergeants assemble for the region’s hat crafting spectacle. The wearer of the best costume is banished from the village for a year and a day.

Eaglescott
Hocktide is when the village’s guardsmen compete against those of Upper Dalrith in the greased pole scrimmaging feast day. Each year, 805 snowmen are hurled at the village plumber.

Prestlaw Haven
Every year on Lughnasadh, the village hosts the biennial maypole growing festival. A random onlooker is dunked in the local stream.

Bury St Gemmas
Home of the world’s oldest Lunar New Year greased turtle washing cavalcade.

Oakmorespring
Home of the world’s richest harvest telephone box knitting races. The losers are declared to be starfish-infested hedge-wizards.

Princekeld on Derwentside
Home of the region’s Yule roast dinner badgering carnival. The prize is a lifetime supply of greased pigs.

Langwich
Each Imbolc, the village drummers assemble for the famous caber leaping jamboree. The best twelve competitors fry the worst performer’s jig.

Rambost Head
People from as far away as Wrexwold (the one near Stockhurst Mountain Ranges , not the one near Wextarn) gather here on All Soul’s Day for the world’s richest steam engine stacking fair. The prize is a lifetime supply of peat bogs.


And I have questions. Does any of the village sergeants at Wellboroughshire even attempt to wear a good costume? Is there even still a plumber at Eaglescott? How do you grow a maypole, and how is it a biennial event if it happens each year? What exactly is a harvest telephone box knitting race?