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[Ibrinar]

I opened the link to their generator.

Lesser Faulconburney
Every year on Midsummer’s Day, the village hosts the bardic scythe jamboree. The best twelve competitors (as judged by the previous year’s winner) are married to the village captain’s parents

I can only conclude that the parents just want a harem of people who don't bother to check the prices first.