Hello and welcome to you and all the other newcomers (and you too, lurkers!)
We used to have cake, but the people who were good at it stop making them, and we have been told that biting is not an appropriate first greeting.
So instead I will say hello, and let you know that I am available to talk to via any method you prefer. Whatever you need to talk about, I am here.
That said, I hope you enjoy your stay here, and again...
WELCOME!!!