Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

[Dire Moose]

Granted. It’s transferred to the database used by your government’s intelligence agency for keeping track of major threats to your country. The sudden addition of lots of data to a database not designed to handle it overloads and crashes the system. You are now in jail for launching a cyberattack, and all sorts of things get bombed while the system is offline.

I wish I had a Ph.D.