Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

[Bucky]

The analysis covers various butterfly effects until the end of the universe. It's unimaginably long. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be in any rational order, so it'd take more than a lifetime of scanning to find any events that will actually occur within living memory of the wish.

In related news, seismographs registered a series of minor earthquakes caused by the Earth's crust compressing under the weight of approximately eleven trillion tons of paper and binders.


I wish for a productive use for a few trillion tons of recycled paper.