(Marv's player was having a bad day)

Marv: "So everyone understand the plan?"
Rest of Group: *murmurs of acknowledgement*
-Later-
Dan: "Nova! That's the wrong side!"
Marv: "NOVA YOU MOOOORRRRROOOOONNNN!!!"

Marv: "You are about as useful as a paper c-nd0-m and twice as thick!"

Nova: "I just ran out of ammo."
Marv: "HOW?"

June: "I wonder what's in here?"
*opens door*
DM: *slids over a note card and plays Sexytime Music*
June: "Squeee!"

NH: "Please stop rubbing my horn, it makes me uncomfortable."

Dan: "Do I even want to know why you're wearing nothing but an apron?"
June: "Well..."
Dan: "Forget it. Here, put this on." *hands her MOP*
June: "Are you sure you'll be ok?"
Dan: "I'll manage."
MOP: "Ooooohhh. Her skin feels so nice!"
Dan: "YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"