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2019-07-21, 07:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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#131
Spamalot in the Playground
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: (Edited for less context)
Azriel: "I'm surrounded by weirdness."
Doc, Mirror, & Charity: *walk into the tavern*
Max: "More an occupational hazard."
Doc: "Did someone call the brute squad?"
Azriel: "I'm on the brute squad."
Doc: "You ARE the brute squad."
GM: "Your genie sucks if you're rubbing Tupperware."
Doc: "I scooted away from the table. The barkeep scooted away from the table. The table scooted away from the table. We comforted the table."
Max: "We need permission to camp up on the wall?"
Farmer: "Aye, the town mayor is not... um... how you say...?"
Doc: "Not in the mood for dealing with our bullery?"
Farmer: "Yeah, that."
Max: "They put the Tabaxi in the back of the wagon, but she kept telling the teamsters where to go. She was a Tabaxi driver."
Max: "Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Don't do anything I would do. ...there's a gray middle area in there."
Mirror: "Don't get mustard in that guy's brain!"
Farmer: "Touched the door and he turned to stone."
Doc: "Took the warnings for granite, did he?"
Max: "One was too tall, one was too short, and one was too 'Thank you, ma'am, may I have another?'"