Elf : But i want the 2 Million years of research notes in blood magic!! Also totes not my cutie gf


Ninja : And because of the fact i had to leave home at such a young age this suit has grown incredibly small and is one of the last vestiges of my time with my family and good times at that so that is why I'm wearing a fishnet bodysuit

Warrior : My characters girlfriend is frozen for a year but at least i still have my sister!!


Context makes the ninja one worse and better