Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: (Edited for less context)

[Guizonde]

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Dan: "Where are we now?"
June: "The sign says 'San Zucchini'."
Marv: "Why does that sound familiar?"
Random Citizen: "TOMATOES! TOMATOES!"
Marv: "Ah."

Dan: "Here they come."
MOP: "SHOOT THEM! SHOOT THEM! DON'T LET THEM GET CLOSE!"
Dan: "What are you worried about? You're impervious to damage."
MOP: "Do you have any idea how bad tomato juice stains?"

Marv: "I'm scared to look, what's going on outside?"
NH: *singing* "Tomatoes are eating the city."
Marv: "Say what?"
NH, Dan, & June: *all singing* "Tomatoes are eating the city!"
Marv: "I just had to ask."

Marv: "Well this is bad."
Dan: "Yeah, I'd say we're in quite the pickle."
NH: "True, but I'd relish the chance to dice that vegetable menace."
June: "But these aren't just any garden variety monsters, these are seasoned killers."
Dan: "Let's root around, maybe we can dig up some information on these mutant veggies."
Marv: "Why me?"

MOP: "Don't look now, but here comes their assault squad."
Dan: "Assault squad?"
MOP: "Yeah, they look like some mean green mothers."
June: "From outer space?"

June: "Quick! In here!"
NH: "A costume store? Really?"
June: "They'd never suspect it."
NH: "Honestly, neither would I."

Dan: "Feel the power of our steamroller!"
MOP: "Turn on the juice Dan! Let's give 'em the squeeze!"
Marv: "Where did you even get a steamroller?"

Marv: "There you are! Where have you been? And... why are you dressed like a banana?"
NH: "I was told to get in touch with my feminine side."

Marv: "So their weakness is music?
June: "Seems like it?"
Marv: "Any guesses what kind?"
June: "Smashing Pumpkins?"

your team is awesome. talk about great puns! also, a giant "what the hell did i read?". which is good, too.