Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
I guess that steak's seasoned with garlic.
If I was that vamp, I'd be adding salt to the mix. "It's a homophone your jerks! That's not how it works! Hissss!"

Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
Also, I could almost pity Summoner.
If he didn't more than deserve it.
So I'm gonna cheer the ladys on instead.
I would recommend gagging him though...
Like an under-leveled wizard in a solo-adventure, dude needs to pick his battles.

Also like an under-leveled wizard in a solo-adventure, it amuses me no end imagining the carnage.