Quote Originally Posted by BootStrapTommy View Post
A pinball wizard. A deaf, dumb, and blind kid, who is visibly wizardly and is playing a pinball machine.

I will exalt any taker as the greatest paragon of humanhood. Other details are up to the artist's discretion.
I don't like Pinball Wizard much, but I am a big fan of Elton John, so I've done three versions, none of which are meant to be taken entirely seriously.