The Monstrous Misadventures of Rusty & Co.

[Fjolnir]

Glorious Buckler of the Squirrel:
This crystal buckler allows the user to detect the nearest stash of nuts within a mile radius whenever an attack is blocked. Whenever it is used, it creates a dazzling light show, attracting a lot of attention from onlookers. Note: Peanuts are not nuts.

Totally fine for my next X-crawl scrambler, seriously; pretty much built for double buckler blocking-> foe attracting action

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Distracting Hat of the Beetle
This mirrored hat allows the user to turn into a beetle at will when dramatically thrown to the floor, and it creates a magical hologram of the user, every time it's used. The user can turn back to his normal form at any time, but it takes 1 hour to recharge afterwards.