1000 Things to Beware of that Every DM Should Know

[AttilaTheGeek]

50. If the monster is even vaguely female and humanoid, somebody will try to have sex with it. No exceptions.

This actually happened once. It was a dragon. The 26-CHA bard actually managed to seduce it, even after rolling a 1 on his Knowledge:Nature check...and then found out it was a male.