Originally Posted by
YenaMuffin from Derpibooru
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In days long forgotten,
A thousand years past
Celestia the alicorn
Needed a plan real fast.
Luna had become Nightmare Moon
Wanted to make dark both night and noon
Celly was desperate as can be
So she took a risk and used the Elements of Harmony!
(To the mooooon!)
“I’ll send her cheesy movies!
The worst I can find!”
(la la la!)
“She’ll have to sit and watch them all
and the monitor is mine!”
(la la la!)
Now keep in mind Moon can’t control
When the movies begin or end.
So she’ll have to keep her sanity
with the help of some robot friends!
ROBOT ROLL CALL!
CAMBOT!
(We’re rolling!)
GYPSY!
(Who, me?)
TOM SERVO!
(Check me out!)
CROOOOOOOW!
(Am I a villain?)
So if you’re wondering how she eats and breathes
and other science facts
(lalala)
Just Repeat to yourself “It’s just a show.
I should really just relax!”
For
EQUESTRIA SCIENCE THEATER 3000!
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