My Little Pony XLVIII: I say Ol' Chap, how about those Equestrians?

[Alabenson]

Okay my pony friends I have a question for you. Out of all the ponies in Equestria whom is the least likely ship partner for Spitfire? I am looking at some fan fic ideas.

Gummy

Or possibly Starswirl the Bearded, largely because he's been dead for a thousand years.