Well nov, za prancing ponys think they knov better. Hah. Yevery Bear and Donkey is better suited for vinter vrap-up then colorful equines.
.... You know, I actualy bought a Amulet of Positive Energy Protection for this very thing. So you might need to find a bigger set of cannons.
Also, parden my attempt at a pratical joke, mam, but I do belive your fiance needs rehabilitation. It seems that he is addicted to....guns.