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2023-12-11, 09:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Sphinx!
(Ty venture bros)
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2023-12-13, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Crushed to death by an Ikea shelf.
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2023-12-13, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Nightmare on Elm Street
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2023-12-13, 06:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Faerun
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TPK (my first as a DM, playing since 1981)
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2023-12-14, 01:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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From tonight's session:
Victory through superior theological disputation!Proclaiming something "objectively" true or false does not excuse you from proving it so.
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2023-12-14, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Pay no attention to the Iron Golem behind the curtains!
Spoiler: nothing to see here, move along ......nor the two assassins, or the two stone golems...Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2023-12-14 at 04:42 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-12-14, 06:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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I had a session like that once...was supposed to be an epic showdown. Instead, the party talked the BBEG into realizing that he had utterly betrayed his own principles and by his own standards needed to be destroyed. He couldn't take the dissonance, having considered himself the epitome of right and justice, and so suffered a catastrophic existence failure. Thankfully a friendly had loaned them a pocket plane to fight in, since neither side wanted to deal with collateral damage, both being "good guys". His existential crisis got really messy.
Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2023-12-17, 01:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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2023-12-17, 02:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Space Australia
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Interrogation
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2023-12-17, 02:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last week's session was "Sleigh Ride, but if Hans Zimmer wrote it instead of Leroy Anderson."
(we nearly died of cold exposure but the Found Steed and the Barb with Moon Druid levels pulled through, literally)
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2023-12-17, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Meeting two dragons, humiliating one of them, ogre in bondage gear, and freeing the slaves.
Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2023-12-17, 02:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Catapults don't work on boats.
what is the point of living if you can't deadlift?
All credit to the amazing avatar goes to thoroughlyS
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2023-12-17, 05:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Giving some driders (and a priestess of Lolth) splitting headaches to protect the kobold's Hook Horror child (they're adopted).
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2023-12-18, 07:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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The World Warriors would be more effective against shadowloo if they ganged up and fought them all at once.
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2023-12-18, 08:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Cut a deal with a red dragon because the copper dragon was being annoying, which ended up
as an acid triphaving to resist a lot of acid.Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-12-20, 01:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Fireball, unlike beauty, is not in the eye of the beholder -- it's slightly to one side, just out of the anti magic cone. A pair of upraised middle fingers, however, was quite visible.
That's the second significant for my bard has killed with a single target fireball. He really needs better single target damage effects.Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2023-12-20, 01:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2023-12-20, 12:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Die Hard.... with elves..... in our town..... memorable.
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2023-12-21, 12:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Two demons, an Archmage and a necromancer -they didn't like us.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-12-21, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Santa sent us to ice (get it) the Krampus.
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2023-12-21, 10:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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What is a vampire anyway? A miserable pile of curses!
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2023-12-31, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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"A sociopathic archdruid wanted to kidnap our party's lady druid and kill the rest of us."
Alternate summary
"A lich is convinced that we can help him not be undead"Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-12-31, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Alternate alternate summary:
"Fighting fire with EVEN MORE fire, plus family, wenching, and reasonable undead."
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For my other party:
"Yay everyone, we didn't need to have the 200-mile-wide volcano erupt to fix this! Plus, it turns out that a minute is a really long time to wait for some things..."Last edited by PhoenixPhyre; 2023-12-31 at 05:03 PM.
Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2023-12-31, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2024-01-02, 01:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Can I just say that these comments have been greatly amusing. The mystery without context let's the mind wonder
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2024-01-02, 02:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Ochre jelly tug-of-war
Roll for it 5e Houserules and Homebrew
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2024-01-02, 04:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Cancelled.
Or, cat deities act even more entitled than cats.Last edited by Chaos Jackal; 2024-01-02 at 04:19 AM.
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2024-01-02, 10:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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We did better than the last group!
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2024-01-02, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Is that you as player, or you as DM?
(Why am I getting a distinct "what mountain?" premonition here ... is it the coffee wearing off, or is this party heading north to set of "a second Krakatoa" like we might have done had we not paid closer attention to the impacts of the spirit of that volcano?)Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-01-02, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Me as DM. That's the party that's in the Nocthian Caldera (Yonas's homeland). And the "200-mile volcano" is the spirit of the caldera (or at least the central mini-volcano, but it's tied together). It was getting a bit miffed about something evil there, claiming it was a violation of the contract that kept it bound and quiet for the last several thousand years.
Technically, in-world, they're still in early winter 251 AC. So about the same time you all were with the dwarves. Which makes me glad they managed to pull off defeating the evil thing without their fall-back of "get everyone out and let the caldera blow."Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.