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2023-03-20, 02:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-03-21, 06:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* May not try to talk the rest of a party into buying a house in Barovia - Death House - on the basis that it's a fixer upper.
** May not try to induce the Barbarian into Real Estate Rage when the house implodes after our first walk through ...Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
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Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
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2023-03-23, 01:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*"Hufflepuff" is not slang for weed
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2023-03-23, 01:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* My Dragon-Blooded does not possess a necklace proclaiming themselves to be "$THE IMMACULATE DRAGON OF BLING$" in white jade.
* Chejop Kejak does not proclaim "Kill them all its the only way" every time Solar Exalted are mentioned
* The first thought of every Exalted is not to go find some random ruins and pick up cool artifacts that are conveniently exactly what they want.
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2023-03-23, 04:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* Exterminatus is a privilege, not a right.
** Even for Inquisitors.
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2023-03-23, 05:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-03-23, 06:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-03-23, 01:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-03-23, 03:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
I may not spend all my time scheming on ways to steal famous corpses.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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2023-03-23, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
No longer allowed any miscommunications that result in "armor nipples" appearing on the equipment lists.
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2023-03-23, 07:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-03-23, 07:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2023-03-25, 07:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Last edited by Bohandas; 2023-03-25 at 07:41 AM.
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2023-03-25, 08:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2023-03-25, 08:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* neither does Popeye's.
** Chick-fil-A might, but you have to be a cow with poor spelling.
*** KFC will only ward off vampires who are on a diet.
**** ... And have willpower to resist breaking their diet.
***** pulling out a Long John Silvers bag full of the fry crumbs and dumping it on a table might make a vampire compulsively count them. Or they might just eat them.
****** Dominos pizza will get you a mercy death from most vampires.
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2023-03-25, 12:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Last edited by Bohandas; 2023-03-25 at 12:49 PM.
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2023-03-27, 11:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
My character's campaign goal needs to be more ambitious than "gain eternal youth and become rich enough to live in leisure indefinitely."
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2023-03-27, 11:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2023-03-28, 06:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*I cannot create a clone of The Doctor that lacks higher brain functions and farm it for regeneration energy in order to revitalize myself.
**The GM doesn't want to hear my explanation for why I only need the one.
***Apparently I hallucinated Timeless Child.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2023-03-28, 08:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-03-28, 08:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2023-03-28, 11:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* I may no longer one-shot an Ancient Green Dragon with a non-combat spell.
* I may no longer sink significant resources into some experimental gnome-tech 'warheads' (mounted on ballista bolts) and proceed to miss every single shot. Somebody downrange had either a very, very bad day or a fairly surreal one.
* I may no longer get off the plot rails by accelerating the plot so hard that it jumps the track on its own.Times being what they are, the stars aligning and the End of All Things barely registered as background noise.
At a bit of a loss as to what to do next, and with bills to pay, a certain Elder Thing has taken up bartending.
This is...
The Last Call of Cthulhu
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2023-03-29, 01:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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2023-03-29, 01:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2023-03-29, 02:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Timeless Child, google is your friend
* May not invent to a martial art attack to make everyone realize "let me google that for you" exists with a punch
** may not go around doing that to every person that asks a question I don't have the answer to
*** May not consider it worth it when I'm arrested for punching people because I'll at least I'll make the world more educated in the process.
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2023-03-29, 05:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-03-29, 07:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
I'm assuming this is some in-joke about the thirteenth doctor and how everyone doesn't like that run, so I'm just going to say I don't get it and move on.
* May not make a ki using martial artist who only fires ki blasts with finger gun blasts like a wild west gunslinger
** supernatural martial artists do not have finger gun showdowns at high noon
*** Sidereals especially do not settle fate disputes with finger gun showdowns at high noon
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2023-03-29, 09:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*When the GM proposes an ExvsWoD game about a group of Exalts on a road trip around the country investigating hauntings and monster sitings, the players are not to conspire to each make a different member of Mystery Inc and see how long it takes the GM to notice.
**No matter how much I want to say "Rooby-Roo!" in the voice I affect for my wolf-totem's War Form when they realize.
***While Fred could plausibly be represented by a Zenith Caste, Velma by a Twilight, and Daphne by a Chosen of Serenity, Shaggy is not a Dawn Cast.
****No number of clips from Phantosaur will convince the GM otherwise.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2023-03-29, 05:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
It may be a bit less impressive than it sounds, as it was mostly an excercise in catgirl-killing. The level 12 party was on an airship being pursued by four ancient green dragons (hello, plot railroad... admittedly sorta-kinda at the request of some of the players, who wanted to do a shipwreck scenario).
So, fairly high-speed chase scenario (at least as far as D&D goes).
My gnomish wizard/rogue skillmonkey had Force Ladder prepared in case of aerial combat. Waited until one of the dragons had their mouth open, then cast it as far down the dragon's throat as the DM would allow, pinning it to the sky like a butterfly to a corkboard.
At that point the DM apparently decided that most of your internal organs rupturing simultaneously (immovable ladder inserted down your throat at ~50mph) didn't allow for a whole lot of saving throws, and declared the dragon either dead or unconscious and quickly left behind, out of the fight.Times being what they are, the stars aligning and the End of All Things barely registered as background noise.
At a bit of a loss as to what to do next, and with bills to pay, a certain Elder Thing has taken up bartending.
This is...
The Last Call of Cthulhu
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2023-03-30, 12:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
That reminds me of a fun one
*May not use wind wall and an explosive potion to form an impromptu breaching charge
**May definitely not them proceed to sweep rooms with fireball while we advance room-by-room
***The paladin should most definitely not be advocating to kill them all and let the gods sort them out.