Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

[TheHalfAasimar]

You become even worse at poetry. You were a better poet(before this wish)

I wish for the world to burn.

Wish granted! The fire does nothing but mildly annoy you.

I wish to be not so oblivious to everything.

[bug_sniper]

Granted but everything that's supposed to entertain you through a suspenseful story is now boring. Movies, books, and games now put you to sleep because you're not oblivious to the ending. It's like you automatically see a complete set of spoilers before you watch or play them.

I wish DMV appointments weren't so boring.

[TheHalfAasimar]

Granted but everything that's supposed to entertain you through a suspenseful story is now boring. Movies, books, and games now put you to sleep because you're not oblivious to the ending. It's like you automatically see a complete set of spoilers before you watch or play them.

I wish DMV appointments weren't so boring.

Wish grantend! However, at the next DMV appointment you go to, your car explodes, making it certainly not boring but definitely not desirable.

I wish for a fish.

[bug_sniper]

Granted but it's a great white shark and it will have plenty of water and places to hide and search for little fish in. As in, your house becomes part of its enclosure and is now entirely underwater.

I wish jury duty wasn't so boring. (busses and trains are free for this so I'll take them)

[TheHalfAasimar]

Granted but it's a great white shark and it will have plenty of water and places to high and search for little fish in. As in, your house becomes part of its enclosure and is now entirely underwater.

I wish jury duty wasn't so boring. (busses and trains are free for this so I'll take them)

Wish granted. It's not as boring as it was, but it's still pretty dang boring. I wish that was semi-decent at spriting.

[bug_sniper]

Granted but only when your animation involves cans of Sprite.

I wish the mods would remove the flood of spam posts

[LavenderT]

Wish granted, but instead of removing the bogus pharmaceutical posts, they are only able to remove posts that mention Spam, the processed meat product.

I wish for good grades.

[bug_sniper]

Granted. The city sends out its excavators and pavers and makes the roads less steep.

I wish to thank the mods for cleaning up the forum.

As for my real wish...

I wish I could read book at a rate of 1 second per page and fully comprehend them.

[Rollin]

Granted. The city sends out its excavators and pavers and makes the roads less steep.

I wish to thank the mods for cleaning up the forum.

For a brief moment, you are all of us forum users at once, and speak our thoughts.

As for my real wish...

I wish I could read book at a rate of 1 second per page and fully comprehend them.

All books are now written by YouTubers who judge it necessary to spend more time on cheap rhetorical devices to retain the audience's attention than on saying anything of substance, and contain one idea per page, if you're lucky.

I wish I had time to make this post shorter.