My Little Pony 2F: Ponibooru, We Hardly Knew Ye...

[SiuiS]

I must flee!

To the dragonmobile! (The batmobile is too small)

Nnoooooo! Then we won't be able to hug you! *chases*

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Trip to BronyCon is fun. I've slept through most of it, except the last twenty minutes of terribly choppiness. I'd swear we almost had a crash landing as hard as we touched down...

[Soras Teva Gee]

I suppose I better do the following

Grey Mouser - former pink cultist currently enthralled towards Midnight due to somepony using the Ship Note.

Unnamed pony, only referred to as 'the Admiral' during the airshipping conflict. Some manner of higher-up in the Cult of the Pink One. Enjoys the finer things in madness on his space-station, occasionally on his flagship the Socks when in the atmosphere.

Okay I'll add them to the Stable.

[Luka]

we aren't ignoring you. But you say "I don't like ponies", and when we complain you get sad and when we don't complain you also get sad. That's... That's a trap.

But I've already stoped saying that!

[OracleofWuffing]

Nnoooooo! Then we won't be able to hug you! *chases*

You know, we have the hugmobile for that.

[Soras Teva Gee]

I suppose I better do the following

Grey Mouser - former pink cultist currently enthralled towards Midnight due to somepony using the Ship Note.

Unnamed pony, only referred to as 'the Admiral' during the airshipping conflict. Some manner of higher-up in the Cult of the Pink One. Enjoys the finer things in madness on his space-station, occasionally on his flagship the Socks when in the atmosphere.

Okay I'll add them to the Stable.

[Maxtronaut]

I don't think we've settled on a date yet-
Oh yes we have, the fifteenth next month.
Apparently we have set a date after all. Why am I always the last to hear about these things?

I'll be there. Just promise that your wife-to-be won't burn down the place? (No offense, fire's difficult to control, I know.)

[Alabenson]

You know, we have the hugmobile for that.

We also have the BoffinTech™ Hug Cannons. Speaking of which, FIRE ALL HUG CANNONS!!
Ook.

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BoffinTech™, if you can name it, we'll shoot it out of a cannon.

[Pendulous]

Well hey, worth an attempt!
Also, will see you there maybe? Do you have any distinguishing articles about you? I will seek out the threaders of pony.


... Provided we make our flight >.>;

I don't have any distinguishing characteristics.

We're driving, apparently, it's only six hours fro where we are. I've never been on the east coast before, but it feels even farther away than that.

And damn the X-Games for deciding to air early this year, right during BronyCon. They suck :(

[SlyGuyMcFly]

Yes. Yes I totally have.

You know this'll never end, right?

That was something else I was intending to ask, actually. Is just "Dark" sufficient for this?

AFAIK there isn't a "Mindscrew" tag, so "Dark" is the least insufficient tag available.

You want me to have good luck and you think I'll need it?

Exactly!

[OracleofWuffing]

BoffinTech™, if you can name it, we'll shoot it out of a cannon.

... Alabenson.

[Lix Lorn]

Have you stopped yet?

Thanqol? Stop?

"But now he has a really cool nickname, Torsoboy, so what's he complaining about?" --Weird Al.

I even got employee of the month, after I put out that grease fire with my face!

I used slightly the wrong words before. It's the anger an experienced writer feels for a story that isn't working right. Knowing that you have done better and should be doing better. It's a particular flavour of the sentiment I'm very familiar with.

I can feel that.

BoffinTech™, if you can name it, we'll shoot it out of a cannon.

Excessive cannons.

[Anarion]

[COLOR="Blue"]

BoffinTech™, if you can name it, we'll shoot it out of a cannon.

>_> <_<
Bleakbane

[MCerberus]

Speaking of cannons, did we ever decide if Pinkie buys hers from the joke shop next door, "Pranks and Tanks," or another unseen shop called "Cannons and Canons?"

[maximus25]

I thought it was from, "Pranks and Tanks" ?

[Gamerlord]

You know that 8-bit commercial a while back? Well, now it's a game. And anyone who visits a cafe called the "Broken Yolk" during the takeover of the San Diego Comic Con by The Hub will get a secret code to play it online.
I am very,very, very jealous at the moment. They better have something special planned for the NYCC...

[Aotrs Commander]

>_> <_<
Bleakbane

One of these days, I'm going to actually make the AotrsBeam, and then you'll all be sorry.



...

It is with great trepidation I must announce I will be taking a leave of absense, from tomorrow morning. For just FIVE DAYS. Could you please try not to explodinate everything the second my back is turned THIS time?

Because Every. Single. Time. I leave you numpties for five minutes without constant supervision, you manage to get into some ridiculous melodrama/trouble/catastrophy of some kind.

I swear one of these days, I'm going to come back to ponythread and find you've managed to delete the entire board, or all get banned, or set the boards on fire in the place you've been banned to, seriously.

...

In fact, you know what, I'm going to try an experiment. In the past I have occasionally left the nominal sanity of the thread in nominal hooves of someone sanish, so this time, bugger it, I'm gonna to do the exact opposite. So, I dunno, Ponyard, I'm gonna leave you in charge of maintaining relative sanity in my absence.

Ponyard? Why Ponyard?

Why not Ponyard? Who else is gonna do it? Lixie? Thanqol? Boffinspark?

...

Point taken.

Try not to all destroinate the universe or something while I'm away.

(And no, I've not gone yet, so don't get too comfortable.)

[MCerberus]

Because Every. Single. Time. I leave you numpties for five minutes without constant supervision, you manage to get into some ridiculous melodrama/trouble/catastrophy of some kind.

HEY GUYS, I'VE INVENTED AN EXPLODING LIGHTER!

[Beacon of Chaos]

The more of these reviews I read, the more convinced I become I have totally succeeded in this core objective. I have communicated the emotion I wanted to communicate perfectly. The emotion is not a pleasant one.

See, here's the thing: you've communicated an unpleasant emotion, several in fact, and because of that, I actually don't want to read any more of your stories. I never read Yours Truly because it sounded like something I wouldn't enjoy (I accidently read some spoilers for it that put me off completely) and after reading Deadly's comments on the continuity, I can guess that this was justified. You've actually put me off here.

Now, I know that I will probably read more of your stories in the future, I know I read and enjoyed The Old Stories, but I'll have to agree with Sly here:

Third. Stories intending negative emotional impact tend to advertise the fact, because even people who like this sort of thing (tragedy, horror) like to know what they're walking into, if only in very general terms. Tag this one carefully once you publish. But I don't have to tell you that, neh?

You need to tell people what they're getting into.


Anyway, after that burst of negativity, I feel the need to make up for it with random pony pics:

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(Note, most of these are leftovers from Ponibooru, so if you like them, grab them while you can)

[Siosilvar]

HEY GUYS, I'VE INVENTED AN EXPLODING LIGHTER!

This can only be a good thing.

*grabs popcorn*

[RdMarquis]

HEY GUYS, I'VE INVENTED AN EXPLODING LIGHTER!

Pfft, they all do that. You just have to throw them the right way.

[Lix Lorn]

Why not Ponyard? Who else is gonna do it? Lixie? Thanqol? Boffinspark?

Can I have it next time?

[Anarion]

Why not Ponyard? Who else is gonna do it? Lixie? Thanqol? Boffinspark?

It's funny how you named at least 2 competent people ponies entities in that list. And no, I'm not going to say which two I'm referring to.

Can I have it next time?

Dibs on third!

[Pokonic]

Guys. This is getting out of hoof.

I mean seriously. Serious magical harm is easy to accomplish. At this point You *points at Silent* are just showcasing your legions of... Whatever they are, and You *points at Boffin* are just shooting radiation everywhere and... Actually I don't know what you did. Aside from a strong dislike of monkeys I think you're doing okay.

So tell you what? If you guys call off the fuedin', I'll perform a terrible arcane ritual to regrow you some legs, Night, and I'll even let Thanqol adjudicate the Paradox. He's clever with that sort of stuff.

Or I you insist, please put Nothing-But-Roleplay posts in spoilers. Thanks ^.^"

First and formost, I have already been removed from the ground. It is unfortunate, yes, but I am out of the ground.

Secondly, I generaly think the usage of colored text indicates a role-play post. But if it bothers anyone else...

Bah, they're nothing but a pack of useless showboats, the bulk of the superstructure is nothing but a waste of material. I could produce *turns around* three...four...five...six equally lethal cannons with the same amount of material, all simultaneously operable by one talanted unicorn, instead of needing a crew of unicorns for each.

What, don't tell me you're surprised I can outgun your entire hit squad by a factor of six without exerting myself; after all, I was one of Princess Celestia's students once.

Honestly, I'm keeping out of the entire dressmaking operation. She insists it's against tradition for me to see it before the wedding, and I'm not quite crazy enough to argue the point.

Ehh, they struck me as showponies that are realy, realy good at killing things. That cannon/tank/industrial rock crusher they have has presumably gained them many, many kills. After all, you saw how that thing worked. If you where a fellon and that was on your tail, do you think you would be in your right mind? The constant singing hardly helps.

Also, good luck on the relationship. I am slightly ashamed to admit I never got her name: Infernia was too busy hugging everything to tell me much about her home life. (Besides Shargat, but he hardly matters now.)

I don't think we've settled on a date yet-
Oh yes we have, the fifteenth next month.
Apparently we have set a date after all. Why am I always the last to hear about these things?

.....Congrate's. No, realy. No special zombie special is planned, no poison is to be layed, and Nightcore is actualy planning on being the first-something. (She has apperently become friends with your soon-to-be-wife.) Honestly, I am exited for the future, if only in twenty years time when your eventual child is perparing to strike me down with the words "You killed my parents, prepare to die!" on his/her lips.

[Aotrs Commander]

Can I have it next time?

And come back a thread that...

...

Y'know, I don't even want to try to imagine what would happen if I left you in charge. It would probably involve more shipping that the entire combined production run of the all shipyards of all the major galactic powers for the last two thousand years...



Dammit, I really hope that doesn't give me nightmares; shoudl know better than borach things like that right befoe mediation.

I still ain't gone yet. I'mma watchin' you all. (Metaphorically.)

[MCerberus]

And come back a thread that...

...

Y'know, I don't even want to try to imagine what would happen if I left you in charge. It would probably involve more shipping that the entire combined production run of the all shipyards of all the major galactic powers for the last two thousand years...



Dammit, I really hope that doesn't give me nightmares; shoudl know better than borach things like that right befoe mediation.

I still ain't gone yet. I'mma watchin' you all. (Metaphorically.)

Who said you were in charge, I thought your purpose was to counter my blatant insanity. I believe you volunteered because there was no voice advocating sense.

In other news:
BY THE PINK ONE MY EXPLODING LIGHTER EXPLODED I'M ON FIRE!

[Lix Lorn]

And come back a thread that...

...

Y'know, I don't even want to try to imagine what would happen if I left you in charge. It would probably involve more shipping that the entire combined production run of the all shipyards of all the major galactic powers for the last two thousand years...

I resent that!
If I wanted to drown the thread in romance, I would have done it by now.
Geez, it's like you think you can control me or stop me in some way.

[TheAmishPirate]

Speaking of cannons, did we ever decide if Pinkie buys hers from the joke shop next door, "Pranks and Tanks," or another unseen shop called "Cannons and Canons?"

I think we settled on "Pranks and Tanks". Not too sure what "Canon" the other shop could sell.

Geez, it's like you think you can control me or stop me in some way.

Lix! Free cookies if you don't drown the thread in romantical nonsense!


In other news, you need to follow this tumblr: Slice of Life. Might have been linked before, I don't care, it gives us this sort of adorableness on a regular basis:

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Good for all your pancreas-destroying needs!

[Lix Lorn]

Lix! Free cookies if you don't drown the thread in romantical nonsense!

(would never do something so immoral)
...
YES! MWAHAHA! GIVE ME COOKIES, LEST I SHIP YOU ALL ACCORDING TO MY DESIGN

[Sean Mirrsen]

Geez, it's like you think you can control me or stop me in some way.

Not directly, no.

[Maxtronaut]

.....Congrate's. No, realy. No special zombie special is planned, no poison is to be layed, and Nightcore is actualy planning on being the first-something. (She has apperently become friends with your soon-to-be-wife.) Honestly, I am exited for the future, if only in twenty years time when your eventual child is perparing to strike me down with the words "You killed my parents, prepare to die!" on his/her lips.

Grrr... If you hurt them, then in the name of socks I will mess up your life. You know what I mean, don't you, Pokonic?