-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You get flogged by a mysteriously-tolerated whip-wielding lawyer.
I roll to roll a die.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You do a perfect flip. Right off the roof.
I roll to find a pot of gold.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You are mauled viciously by a pack of wild leprechauns.
I roll to recurse.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You are re-cursed!
I roll to change a tire.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You fail to set the car jack properly. The car falls on you and crushes you.
I roll to craft a magic sword.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You craft a cursed butter knife.
I roll to do something completely safe.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You lock yourself inside a safe. An airtight, nigh-impregnable, otherwise empty safe.
I roll to barrel.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You end up hanging by a fraying rope over a forest fire from a broken helicopter piloted by a blind person inside a hailstorm.
I roll to save George.
Well damn it.
You bowl instead.
I roll to sleep.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You OD on sleeping pills.
I roll to compose some music!
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Your music sounds like owlbears belting out mating calls while scraping their claws across chalkboards.
I roll to STOP THAT TERRIBLE UNGODLY NOISE!!!
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You instead record that ungodly noise and upload it to youtube.
I roll to plant a tree.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You set the tree on fire, plant it upside down, and drizzle it with toxic waste like some poorly-made birthday cake.
I roll to stop the upside-down tree monster from devouring Cleveland.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You stop Cleveland from devouring the upside-down tree monster. Congratulations!
I roll to climb the upside-down tree monster.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You try to climb a completely normal tree upside-down. Not surprisingly, this has disastrous consequences.
i ROLL TO TURN OFF MY CAPSLOCK KEY.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Y BRK A BNCH 0F 0THR KYS.
I roll to potato.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You carrot do that.
I roll to eat said carrot.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You stick the carrot up your nose. How do you like them apples?
I roll to eat the aforementioned apples.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You eat the aforementioned pickles. Thankfully, that running gag is now over.
I roll to push a boulder off of a road.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The boulder turns out to be a galeb duhr and it runs over you.
I roll to clean up bug_sniper's gooey remains.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You get run over by a truck.
I roll to enjoy a day at the beach.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You get eaten by a shark.
I roll to restart all the running gags.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
...you can't remember any.
I roll to write a great novel!
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You write the scriptures of Cthulhu, causing any who view them to go mad.
I roll to carry Dr. Gunsforhands to the asylum.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You break your back trying to pick up Dr. Gunsforhands.
I roll to call an ambulance.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
*knock knock* Pizza delivery!
Wait, is someone hurt? Good thing I know CPR! *rolls*
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You huff, and you puff, and you give them mouth-to-mouth so hard that their lungs explode.
I roll to fill out the legal forms for enrolling in the asylum.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You enroll Ironsmith into the asylum.
I roll to correct this.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You write several sensory cognitohazards, plus Xerox SCP-096's face onto the papers.
I roll to become Dr. Bright.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You get demoted to D-class and assigned to watch SCP-173.
I roll to kill SCP-682.
-
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You cause Site-19 to collapse into a ball 1mm in diameter, which 682 promptly eats.
I roll to play a game of SCP: Secret Laboratory.