The results are in!
3rd Place:
Runner-Up:
The Winner (Tabletop Punnery!)
Scarlet Knight, you're next!
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"Thank you! I want to thank my High School chess club instructor..."
OK , next:
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Let's put a traffic jam on this road and see how happy they are then.
"Welcome, brothers and sisters, for the dawning of a new, happier era ... yes, what is it?"
"We heard there was punch and pie..."
"There isn't any!"
Happy Avenue: Just across the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, the only place you can get your discount Rick Astley, Wolfboy, Cher or Godzilla (not pictured).
"Next year we should stay home and clap hands."
Happy Avenue before COVID.
"Here you can see a herd of free-range humans on their way to processing. Note how the pastoral views and soothing messages lead to a calm, orderly procedure in line with the latest cattle wellfare guidelines."
I like to move it, move it... or not.
*kssh* "Hey, Hank, there's a woman here with a camera."
*kss-wsatuathousfhtwemacjritslearmislafhpahotograpy-ssh*
"Yeah, I'm looking at her. She's right here by the street sign."
*kss-ughwhaitwverjuahtakrldouq-ssh*
"Roger." *kssh*
Thank you! Next one's spoilered for size:
"Unimpressed."
"This has to be the most miserable wellness retreat ever."
"Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between the sizes of 36C and 42 A. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear, just waiting for a hero to free us."
Marie and her seven sisters had to join heir parents on holiday to the mountains instead of going to Ibiza.
Worst Idea Ever: Becoming a plastic surgeon at Island of Recursive Maidens.
Like the rest of their society, the Amish red light district values maidens who are good at churning butter.
Please wait here for 15 minutes after your COVID vaccine and if you experience no side effects you can go home.
Cautious Tales of Trial and Error: How First Plastic Surgeon Finally Found the Correct Eye Shape
The School for Fair Maidens: Located in Innsmouth
Number 482 is now allowed on the beach.
Bored Swiss housewives passing the time with astral projection.
Thanks! Sorry for not noticing I was up next.
https://imgur.com/a/Zn7Km0W
The URL tags were borked in sengmeng's post, so here's the image in a spoiler:
King Pelican's revenge was finally over. With Spongebob dead in the hands of Courtney Thorne-Smith, he could finally rest. But inside, he felt empty - not even the oil-covered planet could sate his hunger now.
Especially when all the fish were dead and it was dinner time!
Irked by the success of Greta Thunberg, the fossile fuel industry decided to promote their own teenage rolemodel. Pictured is the poster of her upcoming "I have a dream" campaign.
When the blond girl invited SpongeBob to get oiled up, ritual sacrifice wasn't quite what he expected.