Every woman's dream: elegant on the outside, an animal on the inside.
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Every woman's dream: elegant on the outside, an animal on the inside.
"Carl, that's not what I meant when I said you need to get a monkey suit for your wedding."
> MFW Harambe
The Halloween costume to scare all your ape friends... The Lawyer. Now only $49.99.
Allright, that's enough monkeying around for me. Here's the picks, in reverse order.
3rd - with a "License to Ape"
2nd - with "Carl, what did you do?"
Winner - with "I dressed up for this."
Great job everyone. Honorable mentions to Harambe!
Paddyfool, you're up!
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Spoiler: Actual name of the work and artist
Pisces, or La femme et son poissant by Man Ray
Few people like to talk about where mermaids come from.
She: I love him, but I feel like he is distant. I like how he remains so cool, calm in every situation. He looks at me, but there is no passion, nothing... he cuddles, but it feels cold. I wonder if he still loves me. Maybe he has lost his passion. Or he met someone else... I don't know. And he smells strange today.
He: Need water. Suffocating.
Wanda thought this was a surefire way to keep her husband from leaving her alone in bed each weekend to go fishing.
"Holy Mackerel, did you catch the curves on her?"
Hollywood's Hidden Scandals! Mr. Limpet's casting couch!
10,000 years in the future, the inhabitants of the land could not figure out why she had washed upon the shore naked, or what the strange light colored alien with multiple phalanges lying next to her body was.
Mommy, the weird fishes are back.
Adult Movie Company presents "One Fish Two Fish"
"Mugsy, dat is not wot I meant when I said I wanted dat dame to 'sleep wit da fishes'."
"I am sorry, Boss. But in my defense, we are making a boatload of money from the webcast!"
Yayyyy! Another victory!
Okay, next round:
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These would taste much better if we put them into a tortilla shell, and added some lettuce, tomatoes, sprouts and maybe some cucumbers.
Yeah, that's a wrap.
TAKE PUN DAMAGE!
Starter: Each chess piece captured
Main course: The loser of the match
Dessert: The observer
"What do you think, my love?"
"Let's just say I'll pick the restaurant next time."
The next great movie crossover - Hannibal Lecter Through The Looking Glass!
The secret ingredient is Lovecraft
The Mummy 4: the Mate of the King
Darksouls: Chess Edition
"Try it. It tastes just like Checkers."
I don't think this is what the humans meant by "eating like a king".
"A key strategy of chess involves using forks to take your opponents pieces."
"You are what you eat, and we're in a bind."
Gary wasn't upset about the dinner party snacks, he was upset at Karl for continuing to use his arm as a napkin.
Third Annual Burn Victim-Novelty Candy-Chess Club Social
Saturday, August 20th, Bates Hotel ballroom