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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You jump into a portal… one on the ground. With a connecting portal above it. Have fun!
I roll to set the thread on fire.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
ProgressPaladin
You jump into a portal… one on the ground. With a connecting portal above it. Have fun!
I roll to set the thread on fire.
You instead set everything except the thread on fire.
I roll to eat a tuna sandwich.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
In Soviet Russia, the sandwich eats you!
I roll to extinguish the fires.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
ProgressPaladin
In Soviet Russia, the sandwich eats you!
I roll to extinguish the fires.
The fire just becomes hotter.
I roll to not get eaten by the sandwich.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
TheHalfAasimar
The fire just becomes hotter.
I roll to not get eaten by the sandwich.
Two sandwiches eat you.
I roll to find the Kokiri Emerald
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
ProgressPaladin
Two sandwiches eat you.
I roll to find the Kokiri Emerald
You find the Chaos Emeralds, a copy of Pokemon Emerald, and a normal emerald, but never the Kokiri Emerald.
I roll to find a way out of the sandwiches.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
TheHalfAasimar
You find the Chaos Emeralds, a copy of Pokemon Emerald, and a normal emerald, but never the Kokiri Emerald.
I roll to find a way out of the sandwiches.
In trying to find this so called “Way out” you wind up making more sandwiches. And then more sandwiches. And more. And more. You are surrounded by sandwiches.
I roll to burn the sandwiches.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You light yourself on fire instead.
I roll to put the fire out.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
Dire Moose
You light yourself on fire instead.
I roll to put the fire out.
The fire becomes part of the 'in club' so while you successfully put it out of the 'out club,' it's now super annoying and stuck-up about how cool it is.
I roll to make the fire shut up.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
"No! You rolled a natural 1 and you still remembered my name? How could I be so easily defeated?!"
I roll to decide what to name this talking fire character.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
Dr.Gunsforhands
"No! You rolled a natural 1 and you still remembered my name? How could I be so easily defeated?!"
I roll to decide what to name this talking fire character.
You decide to leave it unnamed for now, as you have… writers block!
I roll to douse the talking fire.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
ProgressPaladin
You decide to leave it unnamed for now, as you have… writers block!
I roll to douse the talking fire.
With the last ounce of strength, ProgressPaladin threw the water balloon with all his might, throwing it all the way around the universe and hitting him in the back of the head, sending him toppling and falling into the fire, dousing it, but at what cost?
I roll to put you out.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You try to put him out by pouring gasoline on him. Kaboom.
I roll to do a cover version of “We Didn’t Start The Fire.”
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
Dire Moose
You try to put him out by pouring gasoline on him. Kaboom.
I roll to do a cover version of “We Didn’t Start The Fire.”
You get sued for plagiarism.
I roll to stop the world from turnin’.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
ProgressPaladin
You get sued for plagiarism.
I roll to stop the world from turnin’.
This happens.
I roll to start it rolling again.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You launch it into the sun by mistake.
I roll to escape the planet before it crashes into the sun.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
Dire Moose
You launch it into the sun by mistake.
I roll to escape the planet before it crashes into the sun.
You don't manage to escape the planet, but rather, the planet escapes you. You are sent flying into the sun while the Earth regains it's normal orbit.
I roll to save you.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You save her a slice a pizza.
I roll to bake another pizza.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
bug_sniper
You save her a slice a pizza.
I roll to bake another pizza.
You attempt to bake a pizza, but it becomes a cream puff instead.
I roll to eat the cream puff.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
I roll to wash the cream out of TheHalfAasimar's Eye.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
Dr.Gunsforhands
I roll to wash the cream out of TheHalfAasimar's Eye.
You wash out the entire eye, and none of the cream.
I roll to find it again.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You find a nest of flesh-eating army ants. With your face.
I roll to save TheHalfAasimar by throwing Alchemist’s Fire on the ants.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
Dire Moose
You find a nest of flesh-eating army ants. With your face.
I roll to save TheHalfAasimar by throwing Alchemist’s Fire on the ants.
You hit TheHalfAasimar and yourself.
I roll to wash off the Alchemist fire.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
Smoutwortel
You hit TheHalfAasimar and yourself.
I roll to wash off the Alchemist fire.
You wash it off. With gasoline.
I roll to get rid of the ants on my face.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Your head gets hallowed out and turned into a large mobile ant colony.
I roll to find a decent exterminator.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
bug_sniper
Your head gets hallowed out and turned into a large mobile ant colony.
I roll to find a decent exterminator.
You find the T-800, and since his price is just finding some guy, you give him directions. However, his way of exterminating the ants is blowing my head to pieces.
I roll to get my head back.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You put a bowling ball on your severed neck stump instead.
I roll to find some buried treasure.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
Dire Moose
You put a bowling ball on your severed neck stump instead.
I roll to find some buried treasure.
You find a buried landmine and get blown to pieces.
I roll to put him back together.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You step on another landmine and the same thing happens.
I roll to build a demining robot.
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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Originally Posted by
bug_sniper
You step on another landmine and the same thing happens.
I roll to build a demining robot.
The good news - It works! The bad news? It works. Once.
I roll to build another demining robot.