I really need to bring back Patches the Unkicked the Evil Telephone. It's been a while since we've heard from Demon Queen.
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Handbook of Heroes #568: "Tropic of Evil, Part 3/5: Type Cast"
True facts: All D&D islands are Skull Island.
Handbook of Heroes #570: "Tropic of Evil, Part 5/5: Volcano God"
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a grand escape
That started from this tropic isle
Aboard a giant ape.
Handbook of Heroes #573: "Cute"
As a matter of interest for all you fantasy ecologists out there, the pseudodragons of Handbook-World share a common ancestor with armadillos.
I'm pretty sure they want to eat her.:smallamused:
They are dragons.
Magus is crunchy and goes well with ketchup.
1+2=3.
QED.:smalltongue:
Handbook of Heroes #576: "Quest Support"
Oh no! If only they'd listened to Quest Giver! Or that crazy peddler outside the dungeon. Or interrogated that kobold. Or made an Intelligence check....
Handbook of Heroes #578: "Medieval Stasis"
In which Wizard issues the first (and last) speeding ticket in the history of Handbook-World.
Handbook of Heroes #580: "Activate Judgment of Judging"
Good thing Quiz is neutral. Otherwise she'd have to put a few cp in the swear jar.
Handbook of Heroes #582: "Monster Creation"
It's nice to have a prompt delivery service. But like... How would even tell if the parts were damaged?
And that's why you don't buy your monster kits from IKEA.:smallbiggrin:
I mean, she's a necromancer, no?
So the monster'd probably be some form of undead.
Poisoning the differently living is generally somewhat tricky in my experience.
Also, it doesn't matter how immune super minion #900 is to anything if you can't assemble it because there are missing parts in the box.
Handbook of Heroes #584: "Team Spirit"
NOBODY expects a halfling in body paint! His chief weapon is desperation...desperation and loyalty...loyalty and desperation.... His two weapons are loyalty and desperation...and pathetic puppy dog eyes.... His *three* weapons are loyalty, desperation, and pathetic puppy dog eyes...and an almost fanatical desire to game.... His *four*...no... *Amongst* his weapons.... Amongst his weaponry...are such elements as desperation, loyalty.... I'll come in again.
Handbook of Heroes #586: "Frustration"
If you put on your 3D glasses, the Misplacer Beast will spend its reaction to make fun of your silly appearance.
Handbook of Heroes #588: "Specific Weapon"
In the grim darkness of the cyberpunk future, there are only Karens.
Handbook of Heroes #592: "Same Page"
I guess Paladin had one of those tragic orphan backstories.
Classic misunderstanding that.:smallamused:
And somehow defenses like "unclear wording" or "poor phrasing" never fly.
No, it's always the necromancer's fault...:smallannoyed:
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